Here is the log of our chat with the guy who sold Iron Ball a lemur insted of a monky! Mikey did the transcrip THANX MIKEY!
Welcome to #monkey
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SATANROX: What took you so long!!
MONKEYMAINIAC: my isster was on the good compoter I made her go onto the 133. wares the singapore guy
SATANROX: not hear hes prly all fagged out from FEAR OF IRON BALL Z!!!
MONKEYMAINIAC: YEHHH!!! WE WILL DESTORY HIM!
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SATANROX: YOU DOG COCK SUKKING ASSHOLE FULL OF DEAD BABY SHIT BARF!!!
AH CHIMP: Who is this havoc lah!
MONKEYMAINIAC: Sorry Ah Chimp! its me monkeymaniac but i gues U C that.
AH CHIMP: Ah yes the American man with the 2 monkeys ordered. They were shipped on time you?
SATANROX: JUST 1 MONKY YOU FAT GAY FAG ASS-CHEWING FREAK!
AH CHIMP: Who is this terok person lah! I will not stay in room with this!
MONKEYMAINIAC: Iron Ball SHUT THE FUCK UP! this reqires diplommacy!
Sorry Ah he is my freind & not happy wityh the lack of monky in his shipmnt.
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TANMAN69: N E HOTTIES HERE?
SATANROX: THERES A FAT ASS DONKEY BLOWING SINGAPORAN WHO SOON BE DEAD! YOU CAN FUCK HIS CORPSE WHEN WE DONE WIT HHIM!!!!!!
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MONKEYMAINIAC: SHUUUUT UUUUUPPP BRANDON!!!
AH CHIMP: I see your friend is not happy but theres no need for such obiang talk lah!
SATANROX: LEARN TO SPEL ASSHOLE THERES NO WORD OBIANG! & STOP YOR LAUGHIN AT ME & ITS SPELL 'LOL' OR 'HAH' NOT 'LAH' YOU IGNERANT FCUK!!!
MONKEYMAINIAC: dude its SINGLISH
hes speekin! I tol you 2 look at that site B4 the chat NOW SHUT UP!
Ah, lik I said he did not get enough monkey in his package.
AH CHIMP: Were they anything that ....looked like a Chinese illegal immigrant in box? Possibly not breathing very much?
AH CHIMP: NEVER MIND!
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SATANROX: I DIDNT GET A CHIMP OR MONEY I GOT A LEMUR!!
SEXYBOY25101: U GOT A LEMUR? I GOT A BIG WANG 4 N E SEXXXXY BABES IN HEAR!!
SATANROX: I GOT A FUCKING CHAINSAW FOR YOR TINY WANG SHITWIPE! U WANNA HAND JOB FROM **SATAN**!!!! I GIVE U 1 U FCUKING WEASEL DONG LIKKING PEICE OF HIPPO POOP!
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AH CHIMP: mr SATANROX, please be calm all will be made shiok--I mean, very excellent for you. Are you want the chimp, not lemur, correct?
SATANROX: YES GOOD DETECIVE WORK SHERLOK!!!
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AH CHIMP: I am very humble in my apology. This is all from the kayu Indonesians my brother use to ship monkeys. They are from very violent havoc country and make the mistakes too often for my liking!!
This is very simple fix. You send back lemur, we replace with monkey free of no shipping charge!!
HOTAPELUV: anyone luv monkeys here?
MONKEYMAINIAC: YEH ME I LOVE MY MONKY TO PIECES!!!
HOTAPELUV: thats BEAUTIFUL! Monkeys are beautiful, delicate creatures that need *just the right treatment*! IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
MONKEYMAINIAC: OH YEH I DO! I brush him fur every night & he sleep with me!
AH CHIMP: Mr SATANROX, do you hear my offer?
HOTAPELUV: I have several that I sleep with! They're very smart & easy to train to do anything!! **ANYTHING**!
MONKEYMAINIAC: wow it so KEWL to meet a nother monky lover lik me!! some people think Im crazy!
HOTAPELUV: I get that all the time, too! But you're not crazy, you're DIFFERENT. You just love monkeys!
MONKEYMAINIAC: D00D, I totally here you!
SATANROX: send the lemur back?
HOTAPELUV: monkeymaniac, I would like to send you some info on our organization.
MONKEYMAINIAC: KEWL! a hole bunch of monkey luv? SEND IT D00D!
AH CHIMP: yes, you send lemur back, we replace with chimp or howler monkey as your choice! No charge, good smiles for all!
HOTAPELUV: LOL, a "HOLE bunch of monkey luv"!! Ever hear of NAMMLA?
HOTAPELUV: It's the North American Man-Monkey Love Association. Interested?
MONKEYMAINIAC: Am I? YEHHHHH!!!
SATANROX: cant u jsut send me a new monky?
AH CHIMP: No, Mr SATANROX. That is bad business lah! It hard enough to sell any lemur, not just a USED one!
SATANROX: FUCK THIS SHIT!! DED IN HELL SATAN LEMUR WILL NEVR LEEVE MY SIDE!!
AH CHIMP: Yes, now is not so solong! Some like the lemur. "Cute" they call them. I will charge you no shipping if you like on a new monkey. This is special bargain rate! I can charge no less; bad business lah!
SATANROX: i cant afford both a monky & a lemur
AH CHIMP: That is sad to hear. Perhaps you decide to send back lemur and get monkey, or keep lemur.
SATANROX: FCUK YOU ASSHOLE NO 1 UNDERSTAND ME LIK DED IN HELL SATAN LEMUR! U JUST WANT TO TAK HIM AWAY FROM ME!! FCUK FCUK FCUK YOOOOOOO!!!
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MONKEYMAINIAC: wow what was with that! you'd think that lemur was Limp Bizkit or a hottie or somthing. jsut a week ago he told me how much he hates evrything that lives.
AH CHIMP: Let him know that offer stands if he changes his mind. Let me know if you need anything else, monkeys, orangutangs, Chinese immigrants, mail order brides etc.
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HOTAPELUV: Lemurs? That's just SICK!
MONKEYMAINIAC: will u send me the info?
HOTAPELUV: Oh, you'll be hearing from me. Believe me, you will!
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